and the night goes as follows…

my one year anniversary goes as follows: hannah kingsley, laura westhoff, walk in the rain, dry pants, debate, go to unos, eat, have many near death experiences, khols, skanky underwear, one pair of anatomically questionable underwear, old lady perfume, home, fashion show, TRANSGENDER ALIEN, scary movie, brownies. 

pretty good.

best part of my night.

my mom comes in to my room to say goodnight and see how i was doing.  she sees my alien and begins singing sweet transvestite. yes my mother sang rocky horror last night.

betcha couldnt do that bobby jones! f**kyeahhh!