October 2009
2 posts
this is what i want for christmas. dont judge.
1. confessions on life death & god
2. subscription to cosmopolitan
3. a snuggie (cheetah or zebra please…)
4. nutella (ive never tried it)
5. i want to tell someone my postsecret secret.
6. some thongs. cause why not…
7. Next to Normal Soundtrack
8. Slumdog Millionaire
9. Finale
10. The Lord of the Rings Books (I’m home from school with mono and im...
I just want to let you know they all fuck up in the end.
September 2009
5 posts
dream - the untold veggie tales
i had the funniest dream of my life the other night. im not too sure how i feel about posting this for everyone to read. but it was fantastic.
so. to put things into context, it was after watching zack an miri make a porno and rocky horror picture show. not that my dream was a porno. but in my dream, my best friend hannah and i wanted to be movie producers and make a love story about two elderly...
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February. Get ink, shed tears. Write of it, sob your heart out, sing, While torrential slush that roars Burns in the blackness of the spring.
Fevrale dostat chernil i plakat, Pisat O Fevrale navsnryd, Poka grohochushaya slyakot Vesnoyu charnoyu gorit.
You are my sweetest downfall I loved you first Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth I have to go Your hair was long when we first met You are my sweetest downfall I loved you first Beneath the stars came falling on our heads But they’re just old light Your hair was long when we first met
August 2009
3 posts
and the night goes as follows...
my one year anniversary goes as follows: hannah kingsley, laura westhoff, walk in the rain, dry pants, debate, go to unos, eat, have many near death experiences, khols, skanky underwear, one pair of anatomically questionable underwear, old lady perfume, home, fashion show, TRANSGENDER ALIEN, scary movie, brownies.
pretty good.
best part of my night.
my mom comes in to my room to say goodnight...
Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America...