1.  confessions on life death & god

2.  subscription to cosmopolitan 

3.  a snuggie (cheetah or zebra please…)

4.  nutella (ive never tried it)

5.  i want to tell someone my postsecret secret.

6.  some thongs. cause why not…

7.  Next to Normal Soundtrack

8.  Slumdog Millionaire 

9. Finale

10.  The Lord of the Rings Books (I’m home from school with mono and im watching the movies, but ive never read the books!)

11.  Regina Spektor sheet music <3

I just want to let you know they all fuck up in the end.

i had the funniest dream of my life the other night. im not too sure how i feel about posting this for everyone to read. but it was fantastic.

so. to put things into context, it was after watching zack an miri make a porno and rocky horror picture show. not that my dream was a porno. but in my dream, my best friend hannah and i wanted to be movie producers and make a love story about two elderly people, which is the truth.  well, in my dream hannah decided that it would be in our best interest to make a name for ourselves in the movie industry before we made our big break.  well, hannah decides we make a porno. and of course hannah and i are very very lazy and dont want to do casting auditions for our say porno so instead, her and i ditch and watch greys anatomy and eat ben and jerrys and make her brother liam do it. so i start yelling at liam to go to the gay bar to find our male star. he agrees. and i send him off to this gay bar very upset with him that he wasnt interested in our endeavors. anywyas…soon after i received a very excited phone call from liam explaining that he has found the perfect man for our porno. so we tell him to bring this perfect person over. and who shows up at my house in fishnets? my exboyfriend. and for discretion purposes i will not reveal his name. but, in my dream his hair was still long, thus resembling tim curry in rocky horror. (that was the climax of my story…liam brining home my exboyfriend in fishnets. A+ liam)  anywyas.me and the male star start arguing. he calls me a um…*body part*. and my oh so witty response was “i am what i eat” (gross and odd i know) but hannah is inspired and says our porno should be entitled, The Untold Veggie Tales, You are What you Eat; but ______is not a vegetable.   (thank you hannah for that fantastic title) 

that was dream. and in all honesty i woke up laughing. it was the first time in eight weeks where i wasnt faking laughter. thank you screwed up brain for making me laugh finally. and thank you liam for bringing home bobby in fishnets.

<3

some of my art.

2008-2009

Thats another story…

John Holmes

b. 1935

English

February. Get ink, shed tears.
Write of it, sob your heart out, sing,
While torrential slush that roars
Burns in the blackness of the spring.

Fevrale dostat chernil i plakat,
Pisat O Fevrale navsnryd,
Poka grohochushaya slyakot
Vesnoyu charnoyu gorit.

You are my sweetest downfall 
I loved you first 
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth 
I have to go 
Your hair was long when we first met 

You are my sweetest downfall 
I loved you first 
Beneath the stars came falling on our heads 
But they’re just old light 
Your hair was long when we first met 

my one year anniversary goes as follows: hannah kingsley, laura westhoff, walk in the rain, dry pants, debate, go to unos, eat, have many near death experiences, khols, skanky underwear, one pair of anatomically questionable underwear, old lady perfume, home, fashion show, TRANSGENDER ALIEN, scary movie, brownies. 

pretty good.

best part of my night.

my mom comes in to my room to say goodnight and see how i was doing.  she sees my alien and begins singing sweet transvestite. yes my mother sang rocky horror last night.

betcha couldnt do that bobby jones! f**kyeahhh!                                                     

more than one meaning id like to think…